You can contact me at, but take the “j” off the end of uk when you do it, to prove you’re a human.

(Yes, that really does say “crayfish”. It used to be “info”, but that address got loads of spam so I am now using different words.)

I am happy to make bespoke orders, so if you see something on this blog that links to a page in one of my shops that now says “sold out” – I might be able to make something similar for you, so do drop me a line and I’ll see what I can do.

The Off-Putting Bit

If you’re from a marketing company, or represent any other organisation that is going to badger me in an attempt to extract either time or money, please do not send me unsolicited marketing materials. Or badgers.

Actually maybe you can send badgers, but not too many at once.